OH bro at umass once, re: a birthday hottub spa trip w/ his gf: “yeah, we went to essentials? that spa place? it was some spiritual-ass shit”
That’s funny because they also talked about how they spent the last of all their money on an energy healing workshop in California.
overheard at the coffee shop
"Yeah we’ve roadtripped to Santa Cruz, but we haven’t gone on any spiritual adventures yet.” - this bro
DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE
there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute
there are words for this urge in some languages! in Chamorro it’s “magodai” and depending on context it’s cute or sexy
^ This is true. My chamorro relatives were very hands-on with their hugs and cheek-smooches.
"What’s a gibberalator?"
Post climbing fuel
I love tempeh