Whenever I have a beard I always get confused for someone else

This guy at the bar came up to my booth and, without any greetings or pleasantries just up and says

“Diego, man, I’m still waiting on those shots”

“What?”

Then he just stares at me puzzlingly so I say

“Who?”

“Diego!!”

“I’m not Diego, man.”

Then he stares at me again for a while and says

“I’m really high, sorry” and leaves

  1. paperjay said: omg wut. in other news do you know how often people think i am drew barrymore
  2. inesanity said: ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. ALAN. Wait. That’s Steve. STEVE. STEVE.
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